I am wearing a purple ice cream shirt. Currently, my armpits are crying tears. Well, not so much anymore. But they totally were a few hours ago.
This kooky schedule for the Mock Car Crash thing has got my head in a tizzy! WHOA! Dis day has just been going by so fatz.
Rachel is a fucking sexy-ass bitch, and I would tap dat ass all day.
I'd fuckin' love her all night long. With my penis.
Damn, who's a sexy bitch?
Mm, you's a sexy bitch.
Damn, girl!
Sexy bitch, sexy, sexy bitch.